How can there be self-help groups?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.

I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.