My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'
How do you tell when youโre out of invisible ink?
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?