Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
I was skydiving horizontally.
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."