I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.
The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
The speed of time is one second per second.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.