I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.