To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.