Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?