Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

I can't stop thinking like this.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.