I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?