Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
The sky already fell. Now what?