I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.

I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?