If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.