People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

I'm a peripheral visionary.