People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'

Do you have any toy train schedules?