I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps