If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

Do you have any toy train schedules?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.