Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.