I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
I bought some powdered water, but I donโt know what to add.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
Iโm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what Iโll forget.
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'
I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.