Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

Day One: Still tired from the move.

My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.

It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. The silences are extra-silent. The good stuff is amazing. It's electric when you walk out there. For 90 minutes, you're on this other planet.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.