I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.