I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
Why are they called buildings when theyโre already finished? Shouldnโt they be called builts?
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I donโt know what to feed it.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.