I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.