My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!
If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
I donโt have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.