I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

How can there be self-help groups?

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.