I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.