I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

Sometimes I... No, I don't.

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.