I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.