I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.