Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.

For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.