Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.