I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See, that's how it's done."