Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?