Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.