One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.