I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.

Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.