The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven WrightDoing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
Steven WrightWhen I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
Steven Wright