I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.