I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'