If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I had my coat hangers spayed.
When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.