My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
I can't stop thinking like this.
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
The speed of time is one second per second.
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.