I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.