If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.