If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.

When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.