I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.