If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

At one point he decided enough was enough.

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.