My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
What do batteries run on?
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?