Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.