Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.