Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?