Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?'

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.