Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
Steven WrightI moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
Steven WrightWinny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
Steven Wright