I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
Steven WrightGeorge Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.
Steven Wright