The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.

At one point he decided enough was enough.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

I had my coat hangers spayed.

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?