Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
A fool and his money are soon partying.
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.