I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.