Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'