I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

I took a baby shower.

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Clones are people two.