If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.