It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.