I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
How can there be self-help groups?
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.