You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.

Day One: Still tired from the move.

I just lost a buttonhole.

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.