There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

Do you have any toy train schedules?

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"