I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.