The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?