I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.