I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

The sky already fell. Now what?

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

I had amnesia once or twice.

I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am.