How do you get off a non-stop flight?

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."

I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.