How come abbreviated is such a long word?
I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.