Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.