When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?