When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Do you have any toy train schedules?

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.