When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .