I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?