If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.