Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."