If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
How can there be self-help groups?
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.