In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.