In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.