I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.
What a nice night for an evening.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.