I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.