If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!