Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

The sky already fell. Now what?

I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.

I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.