Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

Sometimes I... No, I don't.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.