I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.