Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it like I'm 4.

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?