Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

It's a fine night to have an evening.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.