It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
How young can you die of old age?