Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
It's a fine night to have an evening.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.