I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
Do you have any toy train schedules?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.