I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'