Do you have any toy train schedules?

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.