Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.