I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
I'm a peripheral visionary.
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.