I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.