I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
What's another word for Thesaurus?