What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?