Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
At one point he decided enough was enough.