If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'