My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.