My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them