The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.