At one point he decided enough was enough.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.