If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.