They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A metaphor is like a simile.