They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.