They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.