Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.