Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.

Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.