All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.