Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I lost a button hole.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.