Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
I took a baby shower.
Why isnโt the word โphoneticallyโ spelled with an โfโ?
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldnโt pay for.